Teacher and Student

TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also

admitted doing it.

Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

JOHNNY: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

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TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. *

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TEACHER: Billu, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did

you copy his?

Billu: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer

interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.